The Shaggiest Dog Story Ever Told: or The Story of Dark Matter

This booklet is just an idea, or an hypothesis, for what the dark matter is, and is published as food for thought. It is a set of ideas which I feel are elegant (if not clumsily described) and perhaps even beautiful (my own bias, undoubtedly), and it only tries to explain: What really happened with inflation, What the Dark Matter is, How Dark Particles formed in the very early universe, Why Dark Particles are so massive, What maybe happens to Dark Particles at the end of the universe, Why The Higg’s Field is there, Explains one (1) Law of Conservation (which one….?), Where baryonic matter comes from, and Maybe explains why our observed vacuum energy is so low. All this and a tiny bit more. If this sounds ambitious, it didn’t begin that way. I simply had an idea for what the dark matter could be and these other points kind of “fell out” on the way toward describing it. Some of them surprised me as much as they may the reader. It’s my hope that this will be read with an open and curious mind. I certainly don’t mean to ruffle any feathers or offend any sensibilities. I’m not a scientist, and so this will not read as a scientific treatise. I apologize for any awkwardness in prose or form. I simply hope to convey the idea.